I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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