oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
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