Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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