My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
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