you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
Floor bacon is actually really good
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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