Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
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