Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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