You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
