haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
somebody snuck up and got me drunk
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
Randomize
