When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
I didn't notice because vodka
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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