ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
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