I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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