and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Success! We fucked roommates!
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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