The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
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