I think i peed on brittanys purse
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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