we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
Oh, fuck yeah. I swear I came with every bite. Not even joking. Messiest meal ever.
Wow, thanks for ruining pizza for me. I didn't think it was possible.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
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