i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
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