Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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