is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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