fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
A bitchslap is in order.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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