HIV tests are more positive than that guy
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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