Its about making memories worth repressing
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
Randomize