I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
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