I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
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