Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I can tuck mytits in my pants
I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I checked into jail on foursquare
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
So apparently I tried texting you last night to tell you I wasn't coming home, but all I had typed were lyrics from Evita
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
Randomize
