I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
Hello my rib-scented angel!
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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