party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
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