The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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