your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
Woke up next to a tiki torch spooning a plastic flamingo on a welcome mat i've never seen before with a "happy valentines day" balloon tied to my wrist, oh yeah and "i am a cougar" is written on my chest in sharpee and all the kitchen furniture is upside down...
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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