yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
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