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I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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