he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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