I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
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