Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
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