a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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