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(323): View more from California

that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.

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(515): View more from Iowa

Three words: puerto rican gang bang

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(910): View more from North Carolina

I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.

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(251): View more from Alabama

i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.

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(310): View more from California

I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you

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(513): View more from Ohio

successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here

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(414): View more from Wisconsin

Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation

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(602): View more from Arizona

So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.

(505): View more from New Mexico

The most literal cowgirl position ever.

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(778): View more from British Columbia

Cmon. I wasn't that bad.

(1-778): View more from British Columbia

You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."

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