Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
I feel like delivery guys should know that when you order lunch for one and answer the door wearing sweatpants, there's no need to say "Happy Valentine's Day."
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
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