you're like a bully in the Christmas story
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
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