This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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