Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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