Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
Randomize
