you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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