Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
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