Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
FUCK WHALES
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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