Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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