belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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