Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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