EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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