But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
It was the classiest, most strategic and inspired vomiting I've ever witnessed. Like a blind mans first sunrise. A priests first prayer. Or a virgins first orgasm.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
I texted him: “Come over for the Super Bowl. I promise lots of scoring.”
My divorce is turning into a porn script
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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