"it" just moved
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
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