Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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