I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
Taylor Swift is so right about you.
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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