You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
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