I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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