it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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