I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
did you just send me my own nude
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
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